Top Ten Worst Movies -2008 edition

1. The Happening
2. Smart People
   
3. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
4. Vantage Point
5. 21
6. What Happens In Vegas
7. Made of Honor
8. Forbidden Kingdom
9. Wanted
10. Speed Racer

Pathetic bunch of movies, in no particular order because they are all so bad that it would have made my head explode to even think of which one is worst. However, Indiana Jones would have to be up there tied with the Happening. Truly an awesome spectacle: the once great champs, M. Night Shyamanalan and Steven Spielberg, now a study of mopishness.

An even worst side of this, I saw 7 out of 10 of these horrific movies in the theaters. That is almost sixty bucks of my hard earned cash flushed down the toilet and straight into the pockets of Hollywood and Larry H. (God rest his soal, sole, soul. got it) Well and the other three, I actually searched them out on netflix and had them sent into the comfort of my own home only to be allowed into my PS3 for my viewing suicide. I make myself sick.

Top Ten Foreign Flicks

1. Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain (Amelie)
   
2. Cicade de Deus (City of God)
3. Amores Perros (Love's a Bitch)
   
4. Oldeuboi (Oldboy)
5. El laberinto del fauno (Pan's Labrynth)
6. Der Untergang (Downfall)
7. Taegukgi (The Brotherhood of War)
8. Salinui Chueok (Memories of Murder)
9. Ran
10. Ne le dis à personne (Tell No One)

Wow, all these movies are so well made that they are out of this world good. Pretty well rounded I would say.

The stats are as follows:

Korean - 3
Mexican/Spanish -2
French - 2
Portuguese -1
Japanese - 1
German - 1

And you thought that the Koreans were nothing but a bunch of Nuclear missile crazed zipperheads.

Top Ten: Reasons Why I Can't Get Back To Sleep

1. Nostalgia
2. My feet are on fire
3. Have "I've Got Friends" stuck in my head
4. Fear of death
5. Fear of life
6. Stuffy Nose
7. Spring feels like Summer
8. Thirsty
9. Need to shave my legs
10. Thinking too much about EVERYTHING!
    

Top Ten Things To Do In The Language Lab

1. Realize that I have to be here a total of 8 hours.

2. Don't study like I am supposed to.

3. Don't watch "educational" movies like I am supposed to. (I think some of them have boobs :) ... well why am I not doing this one!?)

4. Don't do spanish homework like I am supposed to.

5. Listen to cute native German tutor.

6. Write Bry Bry a letter.

7. Be a girl and take some photos with photo booth.

8. Listen to asian man speak engrish goodly. 

9. Stare at the tick tock clock.

10.  Wonder if this column blocking my view is structurally necessary.

Top Ten: Reasons Why Garrett Can't Go To Spanish

1. He already knows spanish
2. welts
3. jill's pregnant
4. taylor wouldn't
5. alex wouldn't
6. jon wouldn't
7. abel wouldn't
8. he's already bitch of the week
9. no likey the pink beard
10. alex is in pain
    

Top Ten Top Ten Lists I Am Going To Make

1. Top Ten Movies
2. Top Ten Worst Movies
3. Top Ten Songs
4. Top Ten Favorite Artists
5. Top Ten Things that have happened in Garrets life
6. Top Ten Dick moments by Garrett
7. Top Ten Reasons Garrett doesn't Top Ten blog
8. Top Ten Foreign Flicks
9. Top Ten Reasons why "All your base are belong to us"
10. Top Ten summer goals

Top Ten Reasons Why Not to Blog Right Now

1. Got to go to dog park
2. I probably have carpal tunnel syndrome
3. School ends soon and I have lots of homework that I don't feel like doing
4. I smell
5. My back hurts
6. My foot hurts
7. Harley is scratching at the door
8. It is a nice sunny day
9. I'm feeling a bit malnutrionized
10. Because in Soviet Russia, Blog writes you

Top Ten: Things To Get With Your Tickets At Arcades

1. Footsies
2. Ring Pop
3. More Candy
4. Sticky Hand
5. Parachuting Man
6. Shiving Knife
7. More Sticky Things
8. More Candy
9. Shank That's Really A Comb
10. Blow Up Animals/Weapons/Instruments
    

Top Ten Things Not To Do While Working On An Essay

1. Go to Abel's mom's house
2. Watch parts from Out Cold
3. Twitter
4. Go to Garrett's
5. Complain about pillars
   
6. Eat Carrot/Pineapple Cake
7. Watch The Office
8. Go get food
9. Talk about Wayne Newton
10. Blog
    

Daily Top Ten #1

Top Ten things to eat when your day sucks:

1. Reheated Fortune Cuisine Orange Chicken
2. Johnsonville Beef Brats -quantity x2
3. Starburst Jellybeans
4. Goldfish Crackers
5. Cheese Quessidila
6. Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
7. Mini Robin Eggs
8. Banana
9. Baby Carrots
10. Kirkland Signature Tortilla Chips

This is more of a list of the things I had today, and my day sucked. Therefore, a first hand list of true things. I have to say, out of all these delicious foods, that I enjoyed the Johnsonville Beef Brats - quantity x2 the most. I did enjoy my #6,8,9 and 10; that was my lunch that my mom made for me (Yes my mom makes me lunch, and I'm 20.5) -thanks mom.