Thursday, May 14, 2009

Top Ten Mascot Fails


1. Walter the 'Cancer Aint All Bad' Badger


2. Pervy the Pervert


3. Boner the Woodpecker


4. Stone Cold Steve Autism Wrestler


5. Hector the Hit em' N' Quit em' Robot


6. Raleigh the Hopelessly Hopeful Romantic Necrophiliac


7. Domestic Abuse Diego


8. Cannabis Steve


9. Wally the Water-Boarding Bear


10. Kalvin the Keeping it Kool Coyote

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Top Ten: Things Jon Needs To Do In The Summer

  1. Write a lot, musically and poetically
  2. Read/Finish books
  3. Bike everywhere
  4. Jump in a pool, full suit, and have Alex take some pictures/Break in Abel's mom's pool.
  5. Fix record player
  6. Become a commoner at High Point Cafe
  7. Paint/Design some Munnys!
  8. Go to Disneyland!
  9. Beat some NES & SNES games! Team: Abel, Alex, & Garrett.
  10. Get money/Work for such things as:
  • Camera
  • Pedals
  • Roadtrip
  • Vinyl records
  • Everything on list
#8 may need to be done, guys. Alex hasn't gone since he was 6 and Abel only did once? #2 consists of three books, 1) Mirror Mirror-Gregory Maguire, it has taken me years to sit down and finish it! So close to being done! 2) Elliott Smith and the big nothing-Benjamin Nugent, Abel's birthday gift from last year. 3) Bird by Bird-Anne Lamot, makes me laugh and want to write. #6 shall be done by playing some acoustic sets, very excited. Now we need a list of games to beat! Dr. Longshanks, I'm looking at you..
Post Script, Abel needs to be a contributor