Brand New Blog

Cast your vote for your favorite new blog name.

I might consider it or be like this video at 1:18:

Official List of Potential Blog Names

1. Still Wobbly: Staring Keanu Reeves
2. They were the best of times, they were the blurst of times
3. Apes Must Die
4. ¿ I Speak Spanish ?
5. When Harry Met Salad
6. Never go against a Cicillian when DEATH is on the line
7. Sexting With Sagan
8. Pralines & Dictation
9. Bed Bath & Beyonce
10. The Gondorian Herald

Here is one more racist one for good measure.

11. Nigwraith: The Black Writer

Top Ten Billy Mays Death Tweets

In no particular order...

1) goodkarmadudeHis name is Billy Mays...his name is...

2) LongshanksPhDThe world wanted to destroy something beautiful

3) jondo24This was Billy. Billy had bitch tits.

4) LongshanksPhDThe grass is always billy mayesier on the other side

5) jondo24Chex mix billy mays...

6) LongshanksPhDIm billy mayes. You have to buy what i tell you.

7) jondo24I'm sick of these mother billy mays on this mother billy planes!

8) AuntieJamimaDo you know what they call a Billy Mays with cheese in France?

AuntieJamimaAn OrangeGlo with Cheese

9) jondo24DO THEY SPEAK BILLY MAYS IN WHAT?!?!

10) AuntieJamimaQuentin:Is there a sign outside that says Dead Billy Mays Storage?Jules: No.Quentin:Cause storing dead Billy Mays ain't my god damn business

Top Ten: Reasons I Shouldn't Sleep

1. Beat Ocarina of Time
2. Read
3. Watch Cartoons
4. Watch REAL Cartoons
5. Write
6. Compose
7. Examine Self For Bizarre Bumps (Coincides with #3)
8. Clean Room
9. Build Models
10. It's For Fools
    

Top Ten Mascot Fails

1. Walter the 'Cancer Aint All Bad' Badger


2. Pervy the Pervert


3. Boner the Woodpecker


4. Stone Cold Steve Autism Wrestler


5. Hector the Hit em' N' Quit em' Robot


6. Raleigh the Hopelessly Hopeful Romantic Necrophiliac


7. Domestic Abuse Diego


8. Cannabis Steve


9. Wally the Water-Boarding Bear


10. Kalvin the Keeping it Kool Coyote

Top Ten: Things Jon Needs To Do In The Summer

1. Write a lot, musically and poetically
   
2. Read/Finish books
3. Bike everywhere
4. Jump in a pool, full suit, and have Alex take some pictures/Break in Abel's mom's pool.
   
5. Fix record player
   
6. Become a commoner at High Point Cafe
7. Paint/Design some Munnys!
8. Go to Disneyland!
9. Beat some NES & SNES games! Team: Abel, Alex, & Garrett.
10. Get money/Work for such things as:

• Camera
• Pedals
• Roadtrip
• Vinyl records
  
• Everything on list

#8 may need to be done, guys. Alex hasn't gone since he was 6 and Abel only did once? #2 consists of three books, 1) Mirror Mirror-Gregory Maguire, it has taken me years to sit down and finish it! So close to being done! 2) Elliott Smith and the big nothing-Benjamin Nugent, Abel's birthday gift from last year. 3) Bird by Bird-Anne Lamot, makes me laugh and want to write. #6 shall be done by playing some acoustic sets, very excited. Now we need a list of games to beat! Dr. Longshanks, I'm looking at you..
Post Script, Abel needs to be a contributor

Top Ten Worst Movies -2008 edition

1. The Happening
2. Smart People
   
3. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
4. Vantage Point
5. 21
6. What Happens In Vegas
7. Made of Honor
8. Forbidden Kingdom
9. Wanted
10. Speed Racer

Pathetic bunch of movies, in no particular order because they are all so bad that it would have made my head explode to even think of which one is worst. However, Indiana Jones would have to be up there tied with the Happening. Truly an awesome spectacle: the once great champs, M. Night Shyamanalan and Steven Spielberg, now a study of mopishness.

An even worst side of this, I saw 7 out of 10 of these horrific movies in the theaters. That is almost sixty bucks of my hard earned cash flushed down the toilet and straight into the pockets of Hollywood and Larry H. (God rest his soal, sole, soul. got it) Well and the other three, I actually searched them out on netflix and had them sent into the comfort of my own home only to be allowed into my PS3 for my viewing suicide. I make myself sick.

Top Ten Foreign Flicks

1. Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain (Amelie)
   
2. Cicade de Deus (City of God)
3. Amores Perros (Love's a Bitch)
   
4. Oldeuboi (Oldboy)
5. El laberinto del fauno (Pan's Labrynth)
6. Der Untergang (Downfall)
7. Taegukgi (The Brotherhood of War)
8. Salinui Chueok (Memories of Murder)
9. Ran
10. Ne le dis à personne (Tell No One)

Wow, all these movies are so well made that they are out of this world good. Pretty well rounded I would say.

The stats are as follows:

Korean - 3
Mexican/Spanish -2
French - 2
Portuguese -1
Japanese - 1
German - 1

And you thought that the Koreans were nothing but a bunch of Nuclear missile crazed zipperheads.